Men are just happier people

Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

The world is your urinal.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

No wonder men are happier.