Fuck you

Yeah, you the one who's holding on to my handphone now. Fuck you! You should burn in hell for having what is not yours. You will choke on the seeds while you are eating your bananas, the cab runs over your fucking toes as you hail it, and as you bend over to examine your mashed up toes, the bus decides to have a go at your head and now you are staring at this oncoming Mercedes from your head on the fucking road. Whatever's left of your fuck head, the crows decide to pick at and spit out almost immediately.

Btw, I have tossed out that fuck pair of shorts with pockets almost useless except for holding paper clips in. Chao chee bye...it's the same pair that almost lost me my Braun Buffel and now it is headed for the incinerator.

Enjoy the phone, fuckhead. And I dont care it's Chinese New Year. For not returning my phone, you should have shit stuffed down your fucked throat with a sword. Na beh chao chee bye.